A Very Cool Goat

Call me if you're lost 🐐🚖

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Goat Morning... 🐐 ✨

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Isn't the paper supposed to be eaten as well? I've always did that 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@Macherons Oh, I only did it once actually! But they sure were delicious!

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Bibity bobity your popsicles are now my property 🐐✨

[Percy Chapman @PercyChapman3]

Why @TaxiiGoat hasn't been arrested for his crimes yet? I demand justice.

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@Macherons Looking good, pal!

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@Macherons My friend Dennis told me the truth, it's not a restaurant... =/

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

What's a Genshin Impact? This strange app place just recommended it for me
Is it some kind of restaurant? I like restaurants!

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@MorrisonOrly Gross.

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@smug_angel @John_Vithor I dunno, I'm some decades years old and haven't died so far, so I think I'm doing good! 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@ToPonyArt @John_Vithor Hmmm... I have no idea, both maybe? 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@BrianRitter13 @John_Vithor My job has a lot of untold rules, I CAN do something more... pranky if it somehow helps me to achieve my objective, but it's really complicated💦

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@ZackZanic @John_Vithor Only time will tell, but I trust my goat instincts! 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@Aguylber2010 @John_Vithor Sure! But I'm quite hard to find out there, but I'm sure we'll cross paths someday! 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@_TrueWizard_ @John_Vithor Taxi Goat obviously! That's how spirits and people I cross paths with call me at least, and I ended up liking it 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Good friends 🐐

[kev @AwestruckVox]

Goats of Disney Channel 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Wow, I'm feeling very famous lately! But sorry, it's hard to deal with this and I'm not good with internet 🐐

*sad bleat noises*

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

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[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

@PercyChapman3 @MorrisonOrly I recommend some meditation, I have a very old VHS tape that teaches you some good ways to do it 🐐

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

Spending the night on the roads awards us with the most unexpected sights 🛣🌌

[A Very Cool Goat @TaxiiGoat]

My eyes are hypnotizing, don't you agree? 🐐

[Jovithor 🦋 @John_Vithor]

Goat bun!