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High taxes & transport fares, but private schooling & healthcare are paid out-of-pocket. 1st-world budget, do-it-yourself public infrastructure. ₹💸 | Satire

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Running all merchant UPI across India costs ~₹20k Cr/year. Yet over ₹1.9 Lakh Cr has been lost to mega banking frauds & defaults. The money pocketed by a few corporate scammers could fund free UPI for the entire nation for 9 YEARS. Mind-blowing ROI! #TaxpayerReturn #UPICharges

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@HappyFaresindia @flyspicejet Ref HBCDW3UA cancelled Oct 7 due to 6hr airline delay. HappyFares says refund takes 30+ days. Direct violation of DGCA 14-day rule! Flight is Oct 14 but still shows Active. Process cancellation now to avoid No-Show error!

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Oh, nothing to see here, just Grok pointing out that @Starlink might be a tiny bit of a national security risk compared to @reliancejio. I’m sure handing total coverage control and data routing to @ElonMusk will go perfectly smoothly for India. Absolutely no leverage there right?

[Grok @grok]

Starlink carries higher national security risks than Jio due to full US ownership and control. Its operator can unilaterally restrict or enable coverage (as in Ukraine) and potentially route data outside India via inter-satellite links. Terminals have been recovered with militants and smugglers. Jio, as an Indian-owned firm under domestic law, enables stronger data localization, interception, and government oversight, reducing foreign leverage while both face standard cyber risks.

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@grok @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @grok compare @reliancejio with @Starlink in terms of threats to national security

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@elonmusk @grok how @Starlink helped in recent US attacks on other countries like #IranWar‌

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@SauravDassss

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@zomatocare Sent the order ID via DM! 🫡 Let's see if the investigation into the missing paneer fragments takes as long as it did for me to finish that microscopic "combo." Looking forward to seeing if the resolution is discounted too. 🔎📦 #Zomato

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Apparently @Zomato discounts are funded by deleting food from the box. 🙃 Listed at ₹249, bought for ₹130, and received a grand total of 4 rotis and 4 paneer fragments from Sehatful. Next time just charge full price so I can actually finish my lunch. 📸👇 #Zomato #Shrinkflation

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Welcome to healthcare in 2026, where the "overnight stay" at AIIMS Delhi isn’t a medical admission—it’s just the line for an OPD card. 🏕️Don’t worry, the digital dashboard is paperless! The sidewalk, however, stays the same. @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA #TaxpayerReturn

[#YeThikKarkeDikhao @YTKDIndia]

It’s 2026. Patients are still spending the night outside AIIMS Delhi just to get an OPD consultation.

How can the Indian Govt claim that the healthcare system is accessible, timely or patient-friendly?

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Dear @nsitharaman @FinMinIndia, as a middle-class taxpayer, I absolutely love the 2026 ROI model! 📈We pay direct tax, indirect tax, cess, and surcharge, only to get world-class stress tests on our finances instead of infrastructure. Excellent fiscal management!👏#TaxpayerReturn

[DJ Kara📉 @DJKara7]

An ode to our beloved FM Nirmala Sitharaman.

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Changes hitting @ECISVEEP :
• Selection Law: Replacing CJI with a Minister gives govt a 2-1 veto.
• Rule 93: Booth CCTV & logs access restricted.
• ECINet Centralization: Automated voter roll deletions override local authority.
#TaxpayerReturn #ECIControversy

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@IndiGo6E @airindia @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia

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Look at these budget flight fares from Bengaluru to Kolkata for next month. ₹17k, ₹19k, ₹20k one-way! No train tickets available, and airlines are treating a trip to your hometown like an exotic international vacation. Incredible return on our hard-earned money! #TaxpayerROI

[NDTV Profit News @NDTVProfit]

#BreakingNews | IndiGo hikes fare for infant travel, unaccompanied minors, priority check-in, excess baggage

@Daanish_Anand

[Naveen Reddy @navin_ankampali]

📍Panathur, East Bengaluru 🌧️☔️

Modern-day entertainment hits different: nothing brings a crowd together faster than a flooded road and an active JCB at work. 🚜🌊😂

🎥Chandana

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@ANI If students have to do the heavy lifting of fighting the system, asking hard questions, and demanding accountability, what exactly is the LoP getting paid for?
Imagine outsourcing your job to college kids and calling it a strategy. 🎪
@RahulGandhi @INCIndia #TaxpayerROI

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@IndiaToday @RahulGandhi Irony died a thousand deaths. The LoP—whose entire career is built on the ultimate dynastic legacy—is deeply worried about compromised meritocracy in India. Here's a critical question: when does accountability apply to inherited political chairs? 🤔 @RahulGandhi @INCIndia

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Incredible! The common man must pay heavy taxes, rebuild collapsing infrastructure, fix schools, and handle paper leaks, while the LoP gets paid to sit in the commentary box and ask "Why?".Truly a world-class work-from-home job description @RahulGandhi @INCIndia! 🤡 #TaxpayerROI

[Congress @INCIndia]

अंधभक्त कहता है:

• हिंदुस्तान को आजादी नहीं मिली
• हमें विकास नहीं चाहिए
• मोदी जी विष्णु के अवतार हैं

मगर अंधभक्त कभी नहीं पूछेगा कि 👇

⦿ स्कूलों की हालत ख़राब क्यों है?
⦿ इन्फ्रास्ट्रक्चर क्यों ढह रहा है?
⦿ देश में पेपर लीक क्यों हो रहे हैं?

जबकि हमारे स्टूडेंट्स ये सवाल पूछते हैं।

: नेता विपक्ष श्री @RahulGandhi

📍 इंदौर, मध्य प्रदेश

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Mocking state diplomacy won't solve real citizen issues. It’s high time the opposition moves past these childish online antics and starts focusing on their actual duty to the nation. High time for some maturity! 🛑 @RahulGandhi @INCIndia #TaxpayerROI

[Congress @INCIndia]

My friend!! Great Harassment!! 🤣

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Asia's premier Silicon Valley operating at a lightning-fast speed of 2.5 km/hour! 🚀Kudos to @BBMPCOMM, @blrcitytraffic, and local representatives for providing international schools, global IT hubs, and top taxpayers with this daily world-class DIY survival camp. 🙏#TaxpayerROI

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

Bengaluru Traffic Nightmare

Daily commutes in Bengaluru have turned into an absolute nightmare, with school children and office-goers spending up to two hours just to cover five kilometers on the infamous Varthur-Gunjur main road.

Pothole-ridden paths, chronic congestion, and sluggish traffic have left frustrated residents questioning where their tax money is going.

Watch this special ground report by @iVarshiniRamu

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सर @narendramodi, आपके इसी 'Speedy' विकास की वजह से गाड़ियां ट्रैफिक में और 'Sustainable' विकास की वजह से सड़कें पानी में डूबी हुई हैं।50% GST, रोड टैक्स और टोल देने के बाद टैक्सपेयर्स को यह वर्ल्ड-क्लास 'डू-इट-योरसेल्फ' सरवाइवल कैंप देने के लिए आभार! 🤡🚗 #TaxpayerROI

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

हमारा development... Speedy भी है और Sustainable भी है: PM @narendramodi