Taylor Greene

I come here once or twice a year to complain. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"But they did the same thing!"

-brain dead people #WFinalFour

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Refs In The LSU/Iowa Womens National Championship Need To Be Investigated For This Technical Called on Caitlin Clark While Letting Kim Mulkey Act Like A Damn Toddler On The Sideline https://t.co/GSJNdW8vSE

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

That might be one of the worst fucking technicals in history. Kim Mulkey has been the most inappropriate, disrespectful coaches to ever step foot on a court, and no T whatsoever.

Caitlin Clark simply throws the ball behind her back and it’s jail. Fucked up.

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Might as well give Mulkey a black and white strip shirt with a whistle

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Happy New Years to everyone except the people who don’t clean their butt sweat off the gym equipment.

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Christmas always seemed so magical as a kid.. and now I’m realizing the magic was my mom going the extra mile. I hope my boys feel that same holiday spirit ❤️🎄

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

A Christmas decoration a day keeps the seasonal depression away. 🙃

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Incase anyone needed to be reminded to take their birth control.. My kid just carried the maple syrup jug ��upside down✨ through my entire kitchen/living room.

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re 2 glasses of wine deep and sewing your kids Halloween costume the night before trick or treat.

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

For some reason, when I woke up today and looked at Archie It hit me.. He is my last baby and I’ll never get to do the newborn stage again.. now I can’t stop crying 😭

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Dear Lord please give me patience.. because if you give me strength I’m gonna wind up on an episode of snapped..

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

My toddler in deep sleep:

*LOUD FART*.... “It was the dinosaur”

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Anyone who says moms should sleep when their children sleep either have husbands who pitch in, maids, or dirty houses. Everyone is finally upstairs in bed asleep and I’m just starting my cleaning 🥲

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Summers at grandma and grandpas meant walking to the smell of Folgers classic roast and the sound of AM radio. ❤️

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Waking up at your grandmas house just hits different

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

I told Bo I when we move I’m going to bake cookies for all the neighbors so we can meet everyone. He said that’s weird and people don’t like that 🙃 what do I do?!

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

@AudWhee32 I just read the comments.. Some of those women are nuckin futs 😳 your a great mom and inspired me to clean pyke’s car seat 😂

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Why can’t there be a Tinder but like... for finding mom friends?

If you occasionally drop the F bomb and enjoy drinking wine during your kids’ play dates swipe right. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Taylor Greene @TayAlexandria]

Took Archie to meet Bo’s great grandparents. Great grandma was asking how labor went and from the kitchen grandpa shouts “They all feel better going in than they feel coming out don’t they kid!” 😂😂😂