Taylor Gustafson

six-word memoir: my life is one big blonde moment.

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

are you a former collegium student or are you normal?

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

melanie: do you fold your pizza when you eat it?

jeff: mel, i don’t even fold my clothes at home.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

An alleged assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using a gun is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to get guns.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics. Michelle and I are wishing him a quick recovery.

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

landon: did you know that the small intestine is actually bigger than the large intestine?

cole: not if you judge it by its work ethic!

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

late night conversation with @abbydean22:

“snap, crackle, & pop from rice krispies: where are they now? …i bet they’re chiropractors.”

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

“if i ever get arrested, i hope i don’t have to be judged by a jury of my peers. i want to be judged by a jury of people smarter than my peers.” -will

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

“i feel like i could benefit from a little bit of euthanasia.” -ian bailey

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

*an awful storm happening during rehearsal *

daniel: somewhere out there, an old man is sitting on his front porch saying “the crops really needed this…”

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

i will understand rocket science in its entirety before i understand how a sewing machine works.

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

kellan: i want to make dinner for everyone tomorrow!

nate: ok what do you want to make?

kellan: it’s a surprise. but i need hot dogs and hot dog buns…

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

skipping is the best mode of transportation, and i live by that.

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

i have a lot of respect for my mom for having 7 kids & never getting a mini van.

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

me: cailyn, can you please come play romeo again in newsies?

cailyn: honeyyyy, where’s my super suit?

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

autumn (to dan): what zodiac sign are you?

dan: idk, a huddlepuff?

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

“did you know the british call the trunk of a car the ‘boot?’ no wonder they lost the revolutionary war…” -marshall

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

two 4-hour movies and this boy ain’t return the ring yet?? #lordoftherings

[kim @lunakimm]

i rewatch tf out of my own story 😭

[Taylor Gustafson @TayGoose21]

@lowkeydos ❤️🙏🏻

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

Nobody :
Mfs I share my location with : “Wya ?”

[𝐷𝑅𝐼𝑍𝑍𝑌 @wndchser]

lil mama was rolling like that can of campbells soup on that one commercial