TayKimchi

Founder & CEO of the TayKimchi is Always Right Foundation

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I did a thing!

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I just overheard my coworker talk about how music from the older generation is not his "cup of tea." And then he said "Yeah, like people born in the late 90s."

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If you bite it and you die, that's poison.
If it bites you and you die, that's venom.
If it bites you and you like it, that's kinky.

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今日はもうなにもしないで
ベッドで寝転んで
スマホも見ないから
用があんなら留守電で
だって今日はもうそんな気分だから

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What do you call a sexual orientation where neither men nor women are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself

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Finally watched Tensura. The English VA for Veldora, Chris Rager, also voices Mr. Satan in DBZ. And his Japanese VA, Tomoaki Maeno, was also the voice of Kyo Kusanagi from King of Fighters XV.

And Veldora does Hadouken, Shoryuken, Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, Tetsuzanko & Kamehameha

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Anyone wanna Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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If I make my mouth like a donut, will you promise to glaze it?

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When it was just parodying songs during karaoke, that was one thing.

But now we're singing songs... using other songs' lyrics. Why?

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うんちしたい
とてもうんこしたいです
何を言っているのかさえ分かりません

陰茎、おっぱい
おならの匂いご好きです
おならが欲しい

角質の下種野郎
角質の

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It is currently 1 PM, January 1st, 2026, in Japan.

As someone living in the future compared to my friends in the west... 2026 is either going to be the same or worse than 2025.

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The Japanese name for Magmar is ブーバー "Boober."

The Japanese name for Mandibuzz is バルジーナ "Vulgina."

Do with that information what you will.

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I tried the Deadpool pizza (pineapple and olive)...

It's not bad.

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So is T1 gonna be the DOFPK roster now?

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Some people have weird car playlists.

One minute I'm listening to Good Things Fall Apart by Illenium. Next minute I'm hearing Hasa Diga Eebowai from the Book of Mormons.

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"I'm not fat."

Dude. When god said "Let there be light," he had to ask you to move out of the way first.

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@alextuMusic

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When you realize these three have the same voice actor

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HR: Your words can hurt your coworkers.
Me: In my defense, I didn't know any of them could read.

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♪ Patrick, get on the ground
My spatula's ready to slap you around ♫

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Slowpoke Park, Kagawa Prefecture