Taylor Noyes

Living my best life | Wife, Mommy, dog lover | Here to tweet about The Bachelor

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When your husband is TDY and you text him the first day saying “my hardest day is done” and then 2/3 kids are home sick from school the next day… I only have myself to blame.

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Something I’ve learned about myself since going back to work, I’m a bit of an over sharer. I work remote and my coworker still knows all my business. 😅

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Today I overheard Summer telling Lilly “if you say that to Jesus, you’re gonna get a lump of coal for Christmas!” Now I’m wondering what Lilly said to her 😅

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Summer is literally the only reason any of us have a social life at our new base… I have parents coming up to me daily asking “are you summer’s mom? My kid talks about her all the time!” 😅😅

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Everytime Patrick is TDY, I realize who actually does most of the household chores 😅

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I love my son, but lemme tell ya… he NEVER stops talking 😅

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FYI if a military member tells you they’re moving don’t respond with “I’m sorry, I hated living there” 😅

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@Aimderlied That makes me feel better. Haha. I had just accepted I’ll never sleep again.

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I often forget that not everyone has kids who wake them up at 5 am and start texting people way too early 😅

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I just love Kelce 😂

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Travis Kelce just ended the Cincinnati mayors entire career.

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The juxtaposition of Mahomes literally thanking God and then @tkelce deliriously cackling & shouting “BURROWHEAD MY ASS!” is just perfect.

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@Aimderlied Haha. We call her Lilith so often that I’m afraid SHE’S going to think it’s her real name when she gets older 😂

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When Lillian is being extra ornery, I call her Lilith and the other day someone at church heard me call her that and said “oh my gosh all this time I thought Lilly was short for Lillian”😂

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If you saw me at the BX today with my kids… no you didn’t. 😅

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Nobody talks more than my kids at 6am 🙃

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Siblings are wild… Emmett and Summer were screaming and fighting with each other in the garage before school but after we dropped off E, Summer told me she really missed her brother. 😂

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@swissmissriss What a dad thing to say 😂

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@KCChild99 Also, my son is the age we were when that story happened and now I’m feeling a little old. 🙃

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I think the biggest lie I tell myself (and sometimes others) is that I’m always looking to make new friends… I’m really not. It’s sooo much work 😂

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@KCChild99 Haha! If a friend doesn’t continue to bring up a pb&j after 25years, I don’t want them. I hope you’re enjoying life back in KC!