tay

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[𐰁 @mileslwkright]

sometimes i spend the whole day waiting for the day to end

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

A dry handjob in the back of a PT Cruiser would fix me

[udh @nofacemurder]

i see why Michael Myers just quit talking & started acting like that

[ricky ackerman @bbydjinni]

That adderall n redbull combo in the morning is like 2 factor authentication but for signing into my own brain

[trennyoffdahenny @TrenSwag]

I tried faking having a baby so I could get a couple months off work

[j @sirslq]

I can give you a 2 year relationship in 3 months

[J Y @beerplusplus]

At my restaurant you can pay an extra $5 and come back to the kitchen and take a bong rip with the dish washer

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

notmyhoenotmyproblem

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[54 @17eazyy]

i’ve been in love with insanely beautiful women my whole life

[MJ🕷️ @talibandithavin]

Keep goin till u feel nothing.

[Phi🍋 @Philly_Bluntzz_]

Hate it when I go to work and they make me do things

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

life really is sex money drugs

[Cheryl Douglass @cherdougie]

lowkey hinge introduces people who were never meant to meet

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

You gotta be a side nigga and a male bestie to really understand how sneaky these women are

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Hitting that perfect amount of drunk where you treat Instagram like Hinge