Taylor J. Trodden

I aint no senator's son

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

My Junior year of high school, a student took a cardboard prop gun from his English class and decided to walk the hall with it. A guard saw him on camera and we spent the next 6 hours in lock down. Kids were using trash cans for 💩. Each class had to be escorted out by SWAT

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

The CDC says go for it, fill up your courtesy water cup with soda

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

@aravosis It turns out that the auto renewal of https://t.co/FubhrgCXSn’s domain name got turned off and they forgot to renew it so someone else bought it..

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

#NewProfilePic

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

It turns out that the auto renewal of https://t.co/FubhrgCXSn’s domain name got turned off and they forgot to renew it so someone else bought it..

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

Another @juliamichaels release.. and still no How Do We Get Back To Love. Is this just a reality I’m going to have to reluctantly accept?

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

Perfect evening for football! 🏈🐾🐺 #GoLobos

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

So many crying kids. God bless noise canceling headphones. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 ✈️ ✈️

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

The more time that passes, the more I believe that the movie Idiocracy was actually a warning.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“...I moved on that Flag like a bitch. I grab it by it’s Stars and Stripes. It lets me cause I’m famous”

Pretender In Chief https://t.co/nAPMKVzo0c

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

Admittedly it’s mainstream emo. A real 2000s emo kid would have scoffed at this play list, but I’m enjoying it.

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

I just discovered the emo 2000s Spotify playlist. I need a moment.

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

This seriously makes me sick. I admittedly feel so helpless. What can I do to help!? https://t.co/LZuhdgqfoc

[Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his) @jessetyler]

Laurels leave your man at home, the club is full of yannys and their pocket’s full grown 💁🏼‍♀️

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

The final results of the 2018 #KentuckyDerby

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[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

Me after playing Clue and getting caught looking at my neighbors entire deck. https://t.co/qI6manWGpZ

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

My neck. My back. My anxiety attack.

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

Constantly. https://t.co/ZaEn5Q39xI

[Becca Pott Bennett @beccapott]

Do you ever wake up and think about something embarrassing you did 15+ years ago and end up being completely mortified?

[Taylor J. Trodden @TayTrodd]

I love hearing about “what Millennials want” in a work environment from someone 55+... please, tell me more! 🤗

[Richard Berry @citizen_berry]

No words can express the depth of our sadness at the passing of Jennifer Riordan. Maria and I send our deepest condolences to the Riordan family. Today our community lost a great leader and a beautiful person.