Taylor Carlson

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@JakeOvgard @Audra_L Sorry @JakeOvgard … she’s moving here first

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Tell me why I can listen to a song twice and know almost every word but it takes me days to memorize a speech for work that I basically wrote myself lmao 💀

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@DMoates @JakeOvgard Thanks for the mention @DMoates 🤘🏼

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@christianJcast Lol yes that’s very true! Still hard work! 😂

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Being a people pleaser is hard work

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

No matter the context, if someone says the words “I’m not interested in that...” is that a straight up no or a sure, explain, keep talking statement to continue the conversation?

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Always feels so good coming out of a random two day depressive state 😂

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Anyone else randomly go through phases where they just want to get rid of every piece of clothing they own and just completely start over??

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Almost 27 and turns out I still get car sick even when I’m the one driving, so that’s fun.

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Really wish people would mind their own business. Lol like no one asked for your dumbass opinion. Thanks.

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@colesturm We did that last night too… but there was two of us ;)

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@colesturm Isn’t it wonderful?

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@Audra_L Well duhhhhh!

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Thank g I’m finally getting out of the PNW cause I’m real tired of being surrounded by grumpy assholes

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

My favorite adult activity is napping instead of dealing with my responsibilities

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

Being in 3 different time zones in one week has really got me f*cked up

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

The amount of grey hairs that I am finding on my head, is just absolutely not okay

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@danielmostes @JakeOvgard Apparently he’s tryna lose his

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

If guys cared as much about their S/O’s as they do about their sports teams, the world would be a much happier place..

[Taylor Carlson @Tay_Carlson]

@JakeOvgard @danielmostes He’s dumb… also here @danielmostes