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count me out

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sometimes i think about growing out my armpit hair just so i can enjoy the discomfort on everyone's face when i do 🙋🏼 and 🙆🏼 and 💃🏼 and 🖕🏼

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former me: vegetarian for 15 years

me now: wow who knew steak is an aphrodisiac

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SCREW @AmericanAir!!! they changed our flight 1000 times, then took away our seats. we’re flying with an infant and we’re in middle seats across the plane from each other. and now they want US to pay for their mistake. FUCK American Airlines!

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got my house fumigated for termites… spiders were just a causality…but now they are back with a vengeance… I count 3 2-fanged bites on my legs… starting to feel dizzy……………… z x x x x. helpiezzzzz

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@ELIZA83TH_ ur my queen

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@ELIZA83TH_ @British_Airways DM them on twitter!

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never fly @SpiritAirlines 🫠

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if i *like* your “thanks for all the birthday wishes” post it means i most definitely did not wish you a happy birthday.

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my neighbor is a miserable person and it makes no sense because it sounds like she has great sex

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i saw my baby’s father today and honestly i’m proud of me for hittin’ that

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@AndyRichter same. 😔

Wordle 265 X/6

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⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
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when my toenails are long i consider them weapons

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i love when it’s the end of the day and i realize i haven’t done wordle yet

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mailmen have the sexiest calves lol

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it’s almost as if we’ve made a tacit agreement with the new york times to educate us one word at a time. #wordle

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@shaydbeats @IHideFromMyKids 8, hands down

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im just gonna say it… i love my milk titties and i never want to see them go. i now understand women who breastfeed their 10yos

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@united out of no where, you kick me off my upcoming NONSTOP flight and put me (and my baby) on a layover flight. I choose to change my flight to a NONSTOP the day before, but now there is an error on your site and I must wait over an HOUR on the phone to deal with this? HELP.

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the sun doesn’t shine enough in alaska
reminds me of you

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hey @hbomax , do better

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on today’s episode of postpartum problems: are these butterflies or is this gas?