Bree asks: “Would you rather only be able to have sex while covered in chocolate syrup or you have to wear a beekeeper uniform?”
Millie answers immediately. “Beekeeper uniform. Absolutely.” Bree notes how confident she sounds and asks why. Millie doesn’t dress it up: “I don’t like being sticky. I do not like being sticky.”
Kenna takes the other side without hesitation.
“Honestly, I think I could kind of get down with some chocolate sauce. Like I would just… showers would become a real routine part of my sex life.”
She keeps going: “I just imagine you’re sweating chocolate. It’s kind of hot. I’m kind of here for it.”
Bree jumps on it and calls the whole thing a Willy Wonka situation, saying she already knows who she’s calling if they ever shoot that parody.
The contrast is the entire point. Millie treats sticky as a non-negotiable hard limit and doesn’t try to make the refusal entertaining. Kenna tries to turn the mess into a fantasy. Most people on mic soften their boundaries so they don’t kill the bit. Millie just stated hers and let the room sit with it. That difference is more interesting than the question itself.
Bree asks: “Would you rather only be able to have sex while covered in chocolate syrup or you have to wear a beekeeper uniform?”
Millie answers immediately. “Beekeeper uniform. Absolutely.” Bree notes how confident she sounds and asks why. Millie doesn’t dress it up: “I don’t like being sticky. I do not like being sticky.”
Kenna takes the other side without hesitation.
“Honestly, I think I could kind of get down with some chocolate sauce. Like I would just… showers would become a real routine part of my sex life.”
She keeps going: “I just imagine you’re sweating chocolate. It’s kind of hot. I’m kind of here for it.”
Bree jumps on it and calls the whole thing a Willy Wonka situation, saying she already knows who she’s calling if they ever shoot that parody.
The contrast is the entire point. Millie treats sticky as a non-negotiable hard limit and doesn’t try to make the refusal entertaining. Kenna tries to turn the mess into a fantasy. Most people on mic soften their boundaries so they don’t kill the bit. Millie just stated hers and let the room sit with it. That difference is more interesting than the question itself.
The first Would You Rather is already illegal: "Would you rather have every sex toy that you use make a very loud chainsaw noise or only be able to use sex toys that are made of jello?"
Millie doesn’t even flinch: "I would give it all to God. I would give my life to Jesus and I would just change my ways and I would never touch myself ever again."
Kenna goes the opposite direction: "I honestly don’t think I could give it up.
I’m gonna have to go with chainsaw noises, even though I think it’s going to be a lot to deal with, but it’s gonna be better than jello." "Because jello… the lack of friction… you’d end up becoming abstinent."
My take: Millie choosing full religious celibacy over jello toys is the most unhinged answer I’ve heard in a long time. Kenna being practical about chainsaw noise is somehow even funnier.