Taylor Cohen

You're not the boss of me! Unless you're my boss. or Bruce Springsteen.

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@hwinkler4real Never EVER has a photo made me happier! What a BEAUTIFUL meeting for all of humanity!! Mensche City: Population: 2 Legends!!!

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@qpe 😂😂😂😂

[𝚙𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚘 🦅 @sinoUFC]

Demetrious Johnson doing some fighter impersonations

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

I once worked for a company called Schorem, which means Scrotum in Dutch and I still think GoDaddy is the most disgusting company name ever.

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@k_kypers That’s one of the best interactions I’ve ever imagined.

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

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[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I hesitate to share this, but...
https://t.co/oM6nx5HAB8

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

I know what canon is
I know what cannon is @AuntyDonnaBoys

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@Topboy_OG 😭😭😭😭

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RIP Coolio

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

Writing a screenplay starting with title and working backward toward concept: Thrupple Trouble IV: The ghost of McConahay.

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@RodneyGibson604 @alyankovic Long Duck Dong?!?!?!?!!?

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

I really loved @Gabrus on 30 Rock! @RBTVpod #WhenWorldsCollide

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

It’s pompous to pronounce Karate as ‘ka-raw-TAY.” Like, we get it… you know a lot about Spongebob…

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@edinburger666 How the?!

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@Chocolat3NyKole @TeeChereaa You’re telling me he’s not tryna wife a woman who sends a Bobby Hill meme?!?! He ain’t the one…

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

I like in ‘Can I Get A…’ when Amli says to Jay-Z, “We ain’t gotta be rich, but f*ck that, how we gon’ get around on your bus pass, ‘fo I put this 🐈‍⬛ on ya mustache….” I mean, you just answered your own question, dummy… his bus pass.

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@pokedaxi 3 excellents in a row hack ::””))

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@omgitsemilyward @ScottAukerman A DREAM!!

[Taylor Cohen @Tayco8]

@TLCSqueak @jamesACgray @deadeyebrakeman Disney Squares!