tay 💚

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you ever wonder if bank employees look at your account and think: how is this person surviving😆

[k @yslnadi]

Idk why he blocked me tho

[Maanga:)) @maGLac_]

Except they are not ugly 😭☝️

[Jess💪🏻(Tonga Girlie Taskforce) @imjess_saiyan]

I want titties up in my face while I eat wings. Families got plenty of other places. Let me have this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Me when the weed chokes me:

[scar @imfat]

Anxiety goes down 92% when you’ve got $200K in the bank

[weather @dsxf234161]

.@drpepper i want you so bad please have sex with me

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell

[Glonk @tenthousund]

paging doctor faggot

[✨ Cipher's abused credit card ✨ @WhereIsCelestia]

This got posted in a discord server I was in, and it absolutely sent me.

[grovy @grovymango]

Etsy witch. Make his dick fall off

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

"Can I have 100 pizzas for the homeless? "

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Just boarded a plane for a much needed vacation and the man who sat down next to me is watching tik toks of plane crashes at full volume, no headphones.

[corb @awshuqs]

how do you lose weight without becoming evil