Taydolf Swiftler

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Q: what do the Golden Girls want for Christmas?

A: Betty White
#TooSoon

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Just saw @ChinoRheem get to HU in the WPT champ. and say"That's how you play against a set". I agree, suck out against a set when you can.

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the slip-n-slide... #FatKidSnackTime #GhostShark

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

We're going to need a bigger exorcist. #GhostShark

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Before you complain just remember,,, I won't care because I think it's funny.
#PoliticalHUMOR
http://t.co/YuiUGTsPCJ

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

After watching #HeroesOfCosplay I'm pretty sure I've done enough penance to commit 17 murders and rob 4 orphans of their hopes and dreams.

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

#HeroesOfCosplay that's an hour of my life I'll NEVER get back! #LapseInJudgment #NeverAgain #RatherWatchPaintDry #SharkCatWasBetter

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Want a change of pace from your radio? Friday to Sunday, noon to midnight you can check out @ClasicSalsa at http://t.co/nwDBJiesnW #NotNorm

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

When pressure only causes a bend, sometimes corrective action is required to cause a break.

[Don Bostick @BlndSkwerl]

Warn everybody you know about @McAfee . Malwarebytes is a better alternative.

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

@RalphGarman ask Jimmy what his favorite @TaydolphSwiftler song is?

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

@ThatKevinSmith don't you think I should be the next Batman? After all,I already have a collection of boy wonders
#useboysupandspitthemout

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

I want @RalphGarman to paint my toe nails #useboysupandspitthemout

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

When I grow up, I want to be Alanis Morissette #useboysupandspitthemout

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

I was going to be the halftime entertainment in Detroit, but,,, it's DETROIT! And Michigan clashes with my shoes. #REDnotblue

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

Happy Thanksgiving to all the lemmings that make it possible for me to have so much. #abuseofluckovertalent #Thanksgiving

[Taydolf Swiftler @TaydolfSwiftler]

Who's next on my ex parade?
#usingboysformoney