Taylah Strano

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It’s yr 7 blue light disco

Sophie Ellis-Baxter’s Murder on the DFloor comes on and you lock eyes w ur crush

But then Brooke, in her boob tube Supre dress w the sparkle and clear bra straps, makes her way to ur crush and gives him the 1, 2 step

What u do?

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WFH is so good.

I get up

Change out of my sleeping pyjamas

Put my slightly nicer ones on, the kind it would be passable in a zoom meeting

Then sit at my dining table and work

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It’s 2005, you’re on holiday with your family in Bali.
You just got your hair braided.
You’re drinking a pineapple juice and ordered a club sandwich at the swim up pool bar.
Your mum just let you buy 30mins internet at the hotel computer.
Life is good.

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Just as a general PSA

If you’re about to board an 11 (!) hour flight, maybe smash some gum after your very recent ciggie

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Not sure if we’re playing Collingwood or the umpires #AFLPiesBlues

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gotta say, it's a weird time to be a Tay Tay this week

Also a Taylah.S

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The real question is which do you see FIRST on opening day?

Oppenheimer or Barbie?

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Today my bf has 2 choices on the podcast we listen to on our drive.

1) Call Her Daddy w Ariana

2) Behind the Bastards part 4 on Vince McMahon

I think it’s a win-win. Sadly, he does not.

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The unique pain of being a Carlton and Dockers fan rn…

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@BayensDominique Tbh this feels pretty tame. I have an actually bookcase operating as a snack store at my desk too

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When you call someone on the phone do you also picture them just exisiting in a void? Like they're just floating in the ether with grey background?

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@lensmandan This woman wouldn’t NEVER mix wine with plastic or metal

She’s a glass only lady 😅

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What do you mean your mum doesn’t bring a GLASS of wine in the car to drive 5 mins down the road to go to your grandparents house? Is that not normal?

What if I told you she also brings the bottle for top ups … it fits in the car door drink holder.

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A Western Australian license plate will be “The Golden State” but I think we can do better.

What is W.A known for? What should we put on our plates?

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What is the most reasonable but earliest time I can demand my bf wake up and come w me to ikea on a long weekend? Asking for a friend

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This mf’ers peloton screen is bigger than my first tv

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@BayensDominique @J_Worthingtonn @stanjshaw @abcperth say hi to my mum for me

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Was fortunate to speak to @cougarmorrison about the anti-drag campaign they found themselves at the centre of last week.

A reminder that intolerance is not this off-shore concept. It's here, in our own backyard & and it's spreading at an alarming rate.

https://t.co/lZpzWrhlej

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I need three-four drinks w every meal:
1. water, duh
2. an appropriate drink pairing (wine, juice, soda etc.)
3. half empty water bottle - not the same as #1
4. prob an iced tea

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@james_l_hall I’m not going anywhere! I just got a new laptop and didn’t transfer all my important documents, which I’ve taken as a sign to revamp them.

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@LaurieSteed I mean … I’d read that