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“there’s no I in team but there is an ME in that motherfucker” Kobe

[DT @Taylor22Danny]

Senior year highlights 🎒https://t.co/fquItkl8hh

[Lil $kam🥷 @lilskam]

Breaking news: Chief Keef has been seen working on a solution for COVID-19

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Danger is very real but fear is a choice.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

My buddies girlfriend who has been on spring break in Miami for 5 days just replied to him “sorry my phone has been dead”

[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

About to start emailing my classmates a picture of my fit every week. This sucks

[DT @Taylor22Danny]

@The_Tim_Sylvia Guy made me consider the military cuz of his stories and how fun he made it seem now I’ve realized how much of a liar that asshole really was

[Ricky Spanish @The_Tim_Sylvia]

Teacher faked having a Purple Heart and was only outed after his Waite caught him cheating with another teacher.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

This ad makes me wanna start juul and start smoking cigarettes too

[DT @Taylor22Danny]

@donovan1249

[MLB Grinding @MLBathletegrind]

“I fear God homie" Greatest moment in Hard Knocks https://t.co/6aK7GjEEFQ

[Drew Cadell - Alchemy Fitness and Wellness @AlchemyFitness_]

Bro I’d fucking wife Vanessa Hudgens up like we’d been dating for 3 weeks and I was an 18 year old going into the army

[Chase Young @youngchase907]

They don’t hate on the good, they hate on the Great...

[Phan @phanNEsports]

Half y’all vibing to Herbo right now were the same people who said he has no flow, if you didn’t listen to kill shit your just caught in the wave 😴😴