Taylor Woodard

maybe next year

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@_rparsons Lmao I was about to send this to you before I realized💀

[im not real @ithinkineverwas]

realizing my mom is also just a girl & i wish i could’ve protected her from the things that caused everlasting pain

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

Nothing says girlhood like going out for a margarita and suddenly becoming social enough to respond to all of your unread messages

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@_rparsons

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

“be his peace”
me:

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when i get those extra 3 hours of sunlight at the end of everyday in a few months i will feel alive again

[🐝 @sleepynbitchy]

when I press the scary button to reset the outlet and it works

[A. @ASSHB25]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if yo couch peeling because imma peel it some more when you not looking

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

Is this why my iPhone XR (the MOST LOYAL phone I’ve ever had) suddenly quit working a couple days ago😤

[Anti @insanetweet]

iPhone X after today’s AppleEvent

#AppleEvent #iPhone14Pro

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

This is exactly what I look like when I go to aldi and can’t find a quarter

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@Alexis_Gunn_ If I was off work I’d be outside your window with a boombox blueberry bagel and coffee

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@pmniece @sarahclazarus Honestly if the plant dies that’s on them because I do everything I need to do for it🤣

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@McKenzieLeighan Lmao now is my time to shine

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@Alexis_Gunn_ This is the one. The tweet that proves that you’ve really lost it. I’ll miss you my friend

[Taylor Woodard @Taylor47nicole]

@Alexis_Gunn_ I’ll take you on a date but I’m wearing whatever shorts I dig out of my dirty clothes basket

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.