Taylor Barborek

“Tiny girl that buries people”

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

When Meredith Brooks said “I hate the world today”... I felt that.

[Betches News @Betches_News]

She looks at him like he’s the smallest man who ever lived (he is). He won’t even look at her.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

“There is no state in the country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born.” -ABC moderator to Donald Trump.

This is ACTUAL FACTUAL JOURNALISM. THANK YOU ABC 👏🏻

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I could never be in this box because after two drinks I’d start asking who wants to pay off my student loans #SuperBowl

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

How do I get the job of being the person on the field that squirts Gatorade in their mouths? That’s the career I want.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

It’s really unfortunate that gluten is my favorite food group when it hates me so damn much.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

@stellarosa_wine 5am?! No ma’am.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

It’s hard to get my hair dry when drying my hair makes me sweat. I feel like I’m stuck in a never ending loop of damp hair.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

I just ate leftover sausage and shrimp Alfredo at 8am. Staycation means I can do what I want right?

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

ASD is down. Funeral home calls are rerouted directly to my cell phone. Too scared to sleep. Can’t. Miss. A. Call. Only 2.5 hours to go before my alarm goes off. Cool.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

In my *waitlist* era.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

Mac’s ballet scene will forever live rent free in my head.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

Feeling like the weird Barbie this morning.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

Very serious poll here:

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

@NoahKahan and @PostMalone together is just what my depression needed. Thank you for your service.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

Is it 102 degrees outside? Yes. Do I have my air set on 67 and gumbo cooking on the stove? Also yes.

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

I feel like I should get extra credit for doing leg day after having @tacobell for dinner last night. #didntshitmypants #proudofmyself

[Taylor Barborek @TaylorBarborek]

Just finished the last episode of Ted Lasso and I. Am. A. Wreck.