Taylor Bolton

[Brooks Lloyd @brooks_lloyd5]

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher shut down rumors that they’ve split.

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

I’m overdue for a tattoo

[!Amir🫔 @yurmir_xo]

Never catch me slippin

[Taylor Bolton @TaylorBolton9]

@StudentRDH the Local Anesthesia module is not working.

[AMANDA JENKINS @amandaaamegan]

I have to work in 45 minutes and I’m still in my housecoat, hair a mess and zero ambition lol happy Monday y’all.

[Sarah Conlon @sarahconlon3]

Nurses and doctors told not to call patients ‘love’ or ‘dear’, Radio stations banning a Christmas song because it’s ‘inappropriate’, vegans offended by sayings like ‘bringing home the bacon’. Can we just put on our big BOY pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Well, there’s two reasons. 1. You’re getting two tickets, so 356 + 356 equals 712. 2. That show is sold out, so let’s dive into that. It means that you’re looking at what we call a “Resale Ticket” or a “Scalper Ticket” I charged 50 bucks for my tickets, so next time don’t @ me.

[Netflix Canada @Netflix_CA]

Friends is also not leaving Netflix Canada, so you can all keep watching "The One Where Everybody Finds Out" another 100 times.

[ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine]

Rihanna Legally Revoked Trump's Permission to Play Her Music at Rallies https://t.co/1ksqVDMq4q

[Lil Dad @NisanJoseph]

When you try to Double Dutch for the first time and you are scared to jump in. Lol

[Carmen @CarmenLeComte]

Guy at the bar: so you’re in dental hygiene, you must be really smart?

Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: I mean, I don’t have my wisdom teeth anymore

[tara @tarafreemanxo]

the amount of times i accidentally vote on people’s insta polls is just embarrassing🤦🏼‍♀️

[Taylor Bolton @TaylorBolton9]

@tnorton_ @kell_morissette Lol that’s why I mentioned it to you guys 😂😂