Taylor Langlais

Welcome, my friends, to the Temple of the Forbidden Eye

[Keith Buohl @Habs0316]

@dunkindonuts I strongly suggest you revisit your customer service training. Apathy and just hitting a response button is not the way to treat loyal customers.

#40plusyears

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

This is how your email finds me

[Taylor Langlais @TaylorC0li]

@courtneybueller :)

[Taylor Langlais @TaylorC0li]

@AAACares literally left me on the side of the road and said they couldn’t help me until the next day. The AAA employee then yelled at me and told me to call the police if I want help. I’ve never called AAA before but I sure won’t be using it again.

[Daniel Brennan @DanielJBrennan_]

Valentine’s Day + Ash Wednesday?!!? This is the Catholic Barbenheimer

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is what it feels like to get an email at work

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

mahomes in the locker room during usher's halftime performance

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

They’re called Stanley Cups, T. But it’s not a hockey trophy no more it’s a giant sippy cup for suburban housewives.

[Taylor Langlais @TaylorC0li]

Listening to Christmas music in line to park for Halloween Horror Nights is really what I want my brand to be

[Taylor Langlais @TaylorC0li]

The fact that @Target in Hunters Creek wouldn’t let me use self check out because I had more than 10 items when there was no line is absolutely insane

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

Welcome my friends to the temple of the forbidden eye

[Daniel Hunsucker @the_one_dhun]

@Skyline_Chili Preview of what’s coming! I think this counts?! Haha

[Taylor Langlais @TaylorC0li]

@CHWinery in Orlando on IDrive has gone so downhill 😢 Why does this place suck now

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rihanna’s Super Bowl halftime show…

[Courtney @courtneybueller]

One last visit to the Briar Patch! Plus bonus baby CP Courtney

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!