Taylor C

I make low quality YouTube videos playing the baritone ukulele. My dream job is to be a back up singer.

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Oh, snap! It's another cover! https://t.co/xaP1RoUOwe

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@OfficialAMFive @NIICdog @AdamHoek Say Something - Great Big World

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@OfficialAMFive @NIICdog @AdamHoek Are you thinking more slow or fast songs?

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Douche Brain: Hey, I just thought of something absolutely terrifying. Let's replay it every time you try to sleep
#FuckYou #DoucheBrain

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

A female sausage party is a clam bake. #DaydreamThoughts

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Friend (about offended audience member): If you have a sandy vagina, don't come!
Me: I like my sandy vagina! It's how I make pearls!

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Me: If I wanted to be around kids, I would have them.
D: You have the oven.
Me: It's just always set on broil.
#NoThankYou

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@OfficialAMFive Hello

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Ah, Summer. The time to get out there and get eaten alive. #FuckYouMosquitoes #AlreadyInTheDoubleDigits

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

*Strangers with their dog and kid talking to friend*
Me: Oh! How old is she?
S: She's two!...Or did you mean the dog
Me: ......yeah
#awkward

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Mom: I bet Taylor is getting secret sex-I mean texts!
D: Really? Who is it?
Me: It's so secret, I don't even know!
#MockedMom

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Happy #MothersDay to all the awesome moms!

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@Atexerak

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

I know what you're thinking. Finally, a new video!
I hope you like! https://t.co/GQrWMNdt9n

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

I hate some @YouTube ads so much, I literally back out of the video and sometimes don't go back to watch. #LookingAtYouSpecialK

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

Haven't auditioned in a while. Felt a bit rusty, but they seemed to enjoy it! Hopefully I get a part!

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

I just dreamt I ate 5 pieces of cake. Even though it didn't actually happen, I still feel like I added 10 pounds to my ass.

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@Nikki2987 Haha you too!!

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

One positive thing about a cold. Aaaaaallllllll the sleeping!

[Taylor C @TaylorC138]

@Nikki2987 Oh man, really? Well if I can get there for September, we are hitting it up!