taylor.chilli

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[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[hoss @lacedsunnyd]

i’m flying planes you’ve never heard of into towers you’ve never seen

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

would you rather have
1. unlimited bacon but no games
or
2. unlimited games but no bacon and no games

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

prostate exam with both hands on the shoulders

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

we’re not here to talk about little potato shit, we need to come up with some SCHEMES.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Ladies put ya titties at half-staff today

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

israeli kevin gates:
if i beat that pussy up is you gon tel aviv

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

goodmorning all

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

i’m not a gooner i’m a goonete

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

don’t finger the asshole you eat

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

same jiddleyang different shart

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ Jones 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @jjjjjonesjjjjj]

I'm the DJ Khaled of cigarettes.
ANOTHER ONE.

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[valentine☔️ @fragilesadgirl4]

if i had a penis it would curve in the direction of my lover

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

i am the octopus, these are my children

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

never deleting this app

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

i’m on a last name basement with eric cartman

[taylor.chilli @TaylorChilli]

talk to me like that i’ll turn your chocolate starfish into a cherry starfish