Taylor Collado

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Lead where you're comfortable confidently, and where you're not comfortable, be confident enough to ask for help from God, and other people.

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Hey @McDonalds! I always thought it was a Quarter Pound of meat BEFORE frying, but I feel like I’m missing something important here... #WheresTheBeef?

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

💚

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Apple Watch: “It looks like you’re working out. Would you like to record this run?”

Me: “Running? No, sorry, is there an option to record it as “First Service of LPC Youth Camp”?

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

“You can’t take the nature of God and live it out without God.” - Pastor Marie
#PPCSundays
#MovingBeyondTheNatural
#DontLoseYourHead
Pickering Pentecostal Church

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

“Stop blaming God for people’s evil vices” - Pastor Marie
#PPCSundays
#MovingBeyondTheNatural
#DontLoseYourHead
Pickering Pentecostal Church — at Pickering Pentecostal Church https://t.co/E0xF07gC8N

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Heaven is going to be like a Pickering Pentecostal Church Potluck.

[JD Bunkis @JDBunkis]

Obviously cheering an injury is low rent, but pretty forgivable when a super amped up crowd sees a turnover, cheers for a second, but then completely reverses course. Less forgivable? The Warriors letting KD play on a leg that clearly wasnt ready & leaking reports to pressure him

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

@thatchrischase I’ll admit, one of the only times I actively scroll through Twitter is when something big is happening sports-wise.. And it’s mostly just to watch you live tweet about it.

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Here’s a 3-point defence of the Raptors fans cheering for Durant’s re-injury:

1. No.
2. Stop it.
3. There’s never a reason to cheer for a sports injury.

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Hannah: “That makes me angry.”
Me: “What are you going to do about it?”
Hannah: “Harbour bitterness until it comes out in other ways.”

I guess I’ve been warned 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Alright, Toronto Sports Fans, what's the Bigger Moment? Bautista's Bat Flip, or Leonard's Buzzer Beater?

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

It’s Nunavut. Pronounced “New-na-voot”, people 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

300

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

I think my favourite time of day are the times when I’m eating.

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

Men, do you really have so little patience that you can’t even stand at the urinal without staring at your phone the whole time you’re there?
How long does it take you to use a urinal?!

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

“He didn’t choose you because you’re cute. He chose you because of His Great Wisdom, and His Great Pleasure” - Pastor Marie #PPCSundays #MovingBeyondTheNatural

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

“In Soviet Russia, potato bakes you”

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

The Jonas Brothers back together AND Peter Furler back with the Newsboys??? We really are back in the early 2000s...

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

“The Church is not a democracy; nor is it a dictatorship. It is a body that functions through mutual submission under the Lordship of Jesus Christ.”

[Taylor Collado @TaylorCollado]

49 Days ⚾️