Taylor Gorman

Quarterly tweets without context

[Taylor Gorman @TaylorGorman]

Have none of the nerds making humanoid robots seen Star Wars? We want spindly, goofy, critter-like droids, not metal people.

[Taylor Gorman @TaylorGorman]

Cognac is what you get when bourbon drinks a pumpkin spice latte.

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Whales are slow-motion dogs.

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I always spend morning time more wisely than evening time.

I like that English says “spend” for using time; reminds me it’s a finite currency.

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“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.”
— Leslie Knope

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“He wasn’t weak; I just didn’t know what strength was.”
— Hughie, The Boys

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I volunteered to teach cocktails to my sister’s homeschool group. Still waiting on a response.

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“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. D’you know, in all my years in time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important..”
— The Doctor

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Only children have one child.

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@RELEVANTpodcast You.

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Wonder how long it’ll take for Apple to cave and give us emoji responses in Messages.

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I must accept that I will never watch everything on my Netflix watch list. But everything on my Netflix watch list is there because I want to watch it, no exceptions. Existence is futile.

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@Shacara_Shacara I feel attacked.

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I really hope that heaven holds the opportunity to experience every creation that every creation of God has created. Taste every dish, drink every drink, read every word, hear every song, visit every place, watch every film.. all of it, glory.

[Taylor Gorman @TaylorGorman]

Spider-Man: Home Alone

..please

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@Shacara_Shacara I have thought this so many times.

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Why do I chew yogurt?

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“Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own.”

— Sherlock

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@cierravictoria I sensed a disturbance in the force.

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I like to imagine James Bond is terrible at sex and women in the films keep dying because it’s easier than bothering to tell his massive ego.

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@caseyataylor aw