I just woke up to a BROWN RECLUSE crawling on me, and the only thing my mom could think to say to me at this hour was “black raccoon?” she fell back asleep immediately after saying it but it’s the thought that counts
Me: “dad I love him.”
Dad: “no you don’t”
Me: “yes I do”
Dad: “no you don’t, I told you he’s a goober. He doesn’t even know what day it is.”
Talking about my dog of course.😂🐕
“As soon as you couldn’t shift into second I knew it was going to be bad” - Carly to me about driving her car through town and killing it. @carly_griffitts
Netflix has so many shows that it’s gotten to the point I just look through for a while and eventually decide I can’t handle the pressure of starting a new show/movie, so I just go to bed.