Taylor Goldberg

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

I’m on my tenth full rewatch of RHONJ and you cannot convince me that Joe Guidice wasn’t an absolute cancer to that family

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@nicole07133 Undernourished*

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@queensofbravo You will never convince me that this isn’t fucking weird

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@ABC I’m beginning to think this is all PR for a ninja turtles reboot

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@emilyagain I read this as the Sandy Hook shooting and audibly gasped

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@billieeilish Putting aside the anti-capitalism bit, does anyone really want to smell like Billie Eilish?

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@RealityByAshley I couldn’t imagine a more meaningless life but good for them I guess

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

Nothing could have prepared me for the best love song of 2026 being about Bo Burnham

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@HQNewsNow The charisma of a damp paper towel

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@TGG32001 A seat is a seat

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@nypost I’m begging you to fire your copy editor

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@nytimes I’m sure the Daily Mail will be super normal about this

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@DrPhil Holy filler

[Taylor Goldberg @TaylorHGoldberg]

@hannah_feuer @jacobkornbluh He was emboldened to go into a synagogue and attack Jews. Mamdani’s rhetoric has normalized that. Don’t waste your talents - and our time - arguing something so pointless.

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@nypost How could anyone have left her alone with those kids? Every single person in her support system failed Lindsay Clancy

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@michaeljknowles @ossoff This is a projection baby girl

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@MattWalshBlog I feel sorry for your wife

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@PollTracker2024 A generational crash out

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@NYCGreenfield An extra quotation mark would do wonders for this tweet

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