tay

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Love is a verb

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THE MOON RN WOW

[Glen @BeleafMel]

Serve your wife like crazy. She’s going through a lot at the moment, and when ever you have the time sit with baby, gaze at the amazing simplicity. The baby just needs a warm body, diaper changes and to be sang to. But wifey needs it all.

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back in my bag

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is it #grey or #gray ?

why is it both? I’ve NEVER understood

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The first 6 pieces of laundry I pulled out 😆 #grey #black

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keeping up with laundry is my achilles heel

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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@POTUS About 50 years overdue, so yes- lets

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@NatGeo slaps, ngl

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Rainy days 🤝 soup

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@elonmusk At least anger can lead to action. The balance in that is not acting hastily, but acting in love for positive changes. Twitter it is!

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There could never be another

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama: I’m getting old and gray.

Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

[Joel M. Petlin @Joelmpetlin]

@elonmusk @StephenKing Only on Twitter can we watch a man worth $200 billion negotiate with a man worth $500 million about saving $12 a month.

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at the age where using the seat warmer is really just to soothe my back pain tbh

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WHY DO PEOPLE CHEW W/ THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, WHY?!

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My last 3 tweets have been about bagels, pb&j, fries and ice cream. Who’s pregnant?

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Fries and ice cream is the ultimate sweet and salty treat

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In case you have forgotten how delicious a simply pb&j actually is, here is your reminder. Seriously. Go make one and tell me I’m wrong.

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Bagels don’t get enough hype 🥯❤️