Update: my gym called me today and said they found my Kindle. I said “god I hope you didn’t open it up” and she said “I had to so I could find your name. But don’t worry I have all the same books”. 🫡🫡
You know you're bright as the morning, as soft as the rain, pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape, if you can sit in a barrel, maybe I'll wait, until that day, I'd rather take my whiskey neat 🖤 #TooSweet