Taylor (loves you)

Luthier, lover, leader of the revolution.

Husband to a ΔF508 badass. Probably covered in sawdust or paint. If I'm mean to you, you deserve it.

(He/him)

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I still like that Bailey thinks that I— a 265lb former boxer of gentle disposition—needs protection, but Ashley—a tiny scaredy-cat with an attitude—does not.

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@ThisIsBenSilver

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@lilhan98 Nah, shitty people who do not respect you cause bad consequences. Trash people will do trash things regardless of you embracing your sexuality.

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@Mythical Will build you a GMM guitar just for funsies.

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@thesoydivision @secret_helena_ Can't see the tweet, but if there are pets involved: I'm always down!

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@lilhan98 I love you too, friend! And I'll do what I can to make sure you get all the good things you deserve in 2022! 💕

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@Komaniecki_R Traitor Joe's

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@Komaniecki_R It always invokes a weird emulsion of flattery and shame, for me (Jack Black from Wish).

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@boobs_69_420

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Final Santa visits of the season were last night! Now: quick trip around the world and a few days of catching up on sleep.

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@Komaniecki_R If your masculinity is that fragile...maybe just...don't cover a song about schtupping Santa?

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@Komaniecki_R Buble's "no-homo" take is especially irritating to me.
"A '65 convertible too; Steel blue"
Like, was... 1954 a gay year? Is steel blue the least-effete light blue?
"Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Mercedes?" You want keytags? Hood ornaments?

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@lilhan98 @abelinasabrina https://t.co/9IGtDwIj3O

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@chelsofthewest Hello💖 I must confess I'm really interested in you.

Not sexually, I just think you're neat.

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@BrucioMcCulloch :(

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@Feisty_Waters Not a billionaire! Her remaining net worth is about $330 million, because she keeps putting money towards...worthwhile things that benefit actual people.

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@lilhan98 @chiaralbart is the artist!!

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@owillowwaly Most plants make me itchy, and I'm fat.

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@DRBrozyna @cardigayn_ @hankgreen To be fair, Týr was more of a god of "honourably fighting for a just cause" than he was a god of "abject violence". He stood for order, and for justice.

(AND he was willing to share his wisdom amongst the realms than Óðinn, who preferred to hoard it. A good Æs.)

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@hankgreen Born on a Sunday, keep accidentally staring at the sun like a dumbass.

My wife was born on a Tuesday and she can count to two.

Theory confirmed!