tay!

space age country girl🪐

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@FedEx why do you suck @FedExHelp

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@amazon you need a gifting mode for people who share accounts so they can’t see what the other person bought them for Christmas

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It pisses me off that the new ts album is catchy as hell but the lyrics are so mediocre.

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@NiallOfficial @Spotify @NoahKahan YEA?🤣

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Sleep Token really did that with this new album huh

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Whatever the fear of this shit is I have it

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Y’all Texas Tech cheer has ALWAYS been that girl!!!

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@VarsitySpirit playing Then Leave on the speakers rn at nationals and literally cutting out every single word🤣💀 girl why play it then

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Just saw kids making a skate video, one jumped the stairs, the others were sitting on their buddies car, camcorder on the shoulder and everything.

The kids might just be alright.

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@jerseymikes pls deliver

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So fun fact I was 19 weeks pregnant here and this ended up being preeclampsia and hellp syndrome but no one caught it until I went to triage at 34 weeks with back and chest pain!

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Me: casually and very obviously JOKING about passing out at @NiallOfficial’s concert last night so he’d notice me

Me: very ironically 2 hours after getting home from his concert (drink your water):

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Does complimenting a girls @blackveilbrides tattoo and she said nobody had ever recognized it before give me clout

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I’m sorry Fergie, forgive me Viola Davis

[dima 🍉 @dimaismadduh]

I need TouchTunes to do a wrapped tell me what I’ve forced the masses to listen to at 2am

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Keep posting your Spotify wrapped a bitch loves to judge

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Netflix has really effed up lately but they brought back gossip girl so all is forgiven

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Why are rugs $400

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Did not expect to go into a Laika deep dive today thanks Twitter now I’m depressed and crying over a space dog.

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Was just reminded of this and I am again not okay

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Maggie smith dying is NOT the news I needed today

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This is essentially what being pregnant is like