Taylor

Probably under the influence of something

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A career for the history books.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“are you touch starved?”

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[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

calling it a situationship is crazy when the situation is they dont want u

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

need this

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Fish protesting aquarium life.

[The Upper Peninsula @UpperPeninsula]

How is it a good morning if you’re below the bridge?

[Crumbl @crumbl]

your ex is toxic. crumbl is not. it's easy to see which one should be in your life. 🍪

[MSU Police and Public Safety @msupolice]

UPDATE: @SparrowHealth has updated the conditions of the students in the hospital to the following:

• 1 student is in fair condition (previously stable)

• 1 student is in serious condition, but stable (previously critical)

• 3 students remain in critical condition

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

On behalf of Iowa State University Police and the campus law enforcement community we would like to express our deepest condolences to the families, friends, loved ones, and to the entire Michigan State University community.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Damn it feels good to be a Michigander.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Unfortunately, University of Michigan’s undefeated streak will come to an end under the lights of the Big House this Saturday. Because Tuck Comin’. #GoGreen

[Monica Wright-McCall @_skilarioux]

Everybody pregnant lord spare me I’m in my prime

[Mark Thomas @duhitzmark]

lifes a soup and ima fork

[Ｎ 💗 Ｕ Ｒ 𝒷𝒷𝓎 @itssnourbby]

men be like “your cute😍” my cute what?

[Ｎ 💗 Ｕ Ｒ 𝒷𝒷𝓎 @itssnourbby]

my toxic trait is that i expect everyone to have common sense and then i get irritated with them very quickly

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

You have not been magnetized by a vaccine you’re just a sweaty greasy sticky monster person. Take a shower. 😌

[Taylor @TaylorMJo13]

I’m back bitches