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The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

[Some Diggity @TaylorMacP]

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading with my feet up on the hippopottoman.

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@tamGroot Two suns are really murder on the skin.

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Also, why do they bother to compact their garbage when they're shown dumping it into space in Empire?

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Stormtroopers completely gave up when the escaped prisoner they were chasing jumped into a vent.

They should have immediately dropped a half dozen grenades into the trash compactor.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

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@5ivecent @Nowayforlinerty @IMAO_ If you regularly struggle to park your car, the issue might be with you.

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@DomonicRiley That was the first Death Star. The second one was the one under construction.

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@PermianCroaton @Nowayforlinerty @IMAO_ You close your eyes while reversing?

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@Nowayforlinerty @IMAO_ It's way more risky to back into a tight space than to back out of one though.

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@colbycosh @jengerson

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

🟥 🟦

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

What if instead of Infinite Jest it was Infinite Chest and it was about a lady with really big boobs

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Some Diggity @TaylorMacP]

@Jellis581 @mightydudbolt You can also hear Vader take one very quick breath in one of the clips, but not the other. No idea which is which, though.

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@TristinHopper See also: "If you don't like the politics, just move to a different country!"

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Are you even cozy if you don't have a purring cat inside your sweater? Get on my level.

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Current working conditions:

[New York Post @nypost]

Viral albino buffalo named 'Donald Trump' spared from Eid sacrifice in Bangladesh https://t.co/cRMM35nC3W

[Some Diggity @TaylorMacP]

Free my man Bingus.

[New York Post @nypost]

Escape artist kangaroo named Bingus gives Texas cops a run for their money https://t.co/6Y1RMFJSof

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@Sawyer_DAA The backstory was very weird.

He's in his 40s, but he's still somehow still in training? And then the next scene in Casino Royale he's training a much younger guy. So all he had to do was shoot a guy in an office to go from trainee to instructor?

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Imagine being so criminally hоrny that in 1847 you spend hundreds of thousands of francs commissioning a life-sized sculpture of your favorite prоstitute "being bitten by a snake" (violently оrgаsming)

this is what I imagine being Fr*nch is like

[Some Diggity @TaylorMacP]

@insufferableHQ @ClaireMPLS You can make up those unpaid labour costs at self checkout by ringing in all your produce as bananas.