ᴛʜɪǫᴜᴇ︀︀︀︀︀︀ ɴ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ 👽

in case of an emergency, draw a door

[Omega Ω Luke @OmegaLuke]

By far the best World Cup post I’ve seen yet!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Here’s a Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew working together for the people. 🥰

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, requiring Doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Os colombianos respeitosamente esperando ele acabar de cantar o hino da seleção do Congo sozinho para depois vibrarem com ele 🥲

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? I just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It’s a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That’s pretty sad.

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I’m not even kidding you guys, the reflecting pool is my favorite story of the entire year so far. This gift just keeps on GIVING

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

It’s impossible to watch Iran play and not feel ashamed of what the US and FIFA have put this squad through.

[brenda @brendasafra]

eu tô encantada com como é o tigre que ele vira

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Going forward, we can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy.

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

this man ran an entire country, took down Osama Bin Laden, gave us life-changing healthcare legislation, and direct eye contact with Michelle is what makes him weak at the knees 😭

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All timer for me

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.