Taylor Swift

Fucking, sucking and song writing.

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

#BRITFLASHLIGHT

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

The rumours are true, matty healy took me up the shitter, I got shit on his dick. #smellslikechocolate

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Why am I crossed off? I'm the fucking queen of the dick hopping association

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

A good push up bra can do wonders for my itty bitty titty's

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

@TheVampsBrad I'm coming for you baby

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

All these little swifties tryin' to get us blocked ... Bitch we're not going anywhere 💋

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

When Harry wouldn't take me back

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

@Harry_Styles I still have the nudes you sent me bby

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Jessie J covered my song better than me. Gonna stab her with my song writing pen.

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

I can't believe I wasn't asked to be in the Story Of My Life video. I mean the song is obviously about me ...

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Just followed Harry on here. Hope he doesn't file for a restraining order .. Or would that make a new no.1 song? Hmme...

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

I can exclusively reveal, this is true, but I promise I won't be with him long, just having a little writers block

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

#CelebritiesIWantToSeeNaked The rest of One Direction

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Im not a slut! I haven't dated EVERYONE!

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

This is me accepting my award for Worst Camel Toe. I love my fans, and it wouldn't have been possible without them xx

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

@cornishgrande aww thanks cutie! You're on my todo list ;)

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Can't believe this bitch wore the same dress as me! .. Shit, and she looked better! Damn I wish I had boobs :(

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

I fucked all 3 Jonas brothers in one day. #TopSlut

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Jason Derulo, I will talk dirty to you.

[Taylor Swift @TaylorMcSlut]

Harry Styles asked for all footage of me to be removed from his movie. It's only because I told him Prince Charles was better in bed.