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[$auvage life 🍒 @TaylorMonet_]

I can’t believe I waited all this time on the osmo pocket 4 and it’s not available in the us 😭

[$auvage life 🍒 @TaylorMonet_]

Make it more obvious

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Nuerodivergent people can recognize every pattern except when someone is interested in them.

[$auvage life 🍒 @TaylorMonet_]

Nah that would’ve taken me over the edge ngl

[courtnel @courtnelc]

I was telling the auto adjuster of how when I was in college, there was a series of break ins for student cars. I was tired, broke, and it was finals. I put a sign on my window that said “please do not break in. I have nothing. I am on my final straw and will kms if you do”-

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

[𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 @rayondesolen]

paprika from nipple play >>>

[Miles @C139999]

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

[Kendrick Lamario & Luigi @Jayleejnr]

HOUSE REAL BIG
CARS REAL BIG

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

THis is what you use when you have trouble shooting.

[Maira @maira4yo]

yes i have touched myself

[Ms. Black Dynamite @MBlackDynamite]

It all started with her dad kicking her out for wanting to go to a HBCU

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[ZADCOZZY @zadcozzy]

2 Chainz say he's never asked Drake why he turned his verse for a song he did for him that never came out to a hook on "Fucking Problems"

"On the business side the hook gets the most money."

[$auvage life 🍒 @TaylorMonet_]

I wouldn’t even be flying out of Atlanta right now

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

One pothole and this nigga gonna turn into a shooting star

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Nigga in da whip lookin like Mickey Mouse just to smoke

[$auvage life 🍒 @TaylorMonet_]

Aye nah Yosohn is hilarious .

[flame⛧ @laflameclipping]

Ari Fletcher couldn’t stop laughing after her son, Yosohn, narrates to her what happened at the airport when his flight got canceled😭🥀

“There’s this girl, she kept yelling and by her accent i can tell she’s from New York, “stop talking to me, thank you officaaa, officaaa”

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

This girl bleeds from her belly button when she’s on her period. Been happening for two years.

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