Taylor Partridge

Conveying the wit and wisdom of Alan Partridge through the medium of Taylor Swift photos.

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

@Magpie_Dreams

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"You tell me what you mean by watersports?"
#watersports #golden #showers @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 @babycowLtd #alanpartridge #taylorswift #TaylorSwiftMidnights #leak #leaky #alanpartridgequotes

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"I'm just a fan, that's all. Your biggest fan".
#TaylorSwiftMidnights #taylorswift    #liztruss #Conservatives #PrimeMinister #alanpartridge #alanpartridgequotes @babycowLtd @taylorswift13

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"Yeah, we had some good times on the banquette".
@taylorswift13 @babycowLtd #alanpartridge #TaylorSwiftMidnights #TaylorSwift #alanpartridgequotes #banquette #statichome #caravan #caravanlife

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

@Magpie_Dreams We'll break cover on our (supposed) humorous side. This is sadly just one of a long list of appalling abuses carried out, and unprosecuted, by the establishment. Read Playland (https://t.co/qITUeGh31G) one of the most heartbreaking books about this hidden world.

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"Have you never had a cup of beans, man? Oh, aye, aye, you're in for a treat here!"
@babycowLtd @taylorswift13 @edsheeran @HeinzUK #alanpartridge #beans #geordie #TaylorSwift #EdSheeran #cupofbeans

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiike!"
@taylorswift13 @babycowLtd #TaylorSwift #alanpartridge #TaylorSwiftMidnights #alanpartridgequotes #spike

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"Sack Gove for being unloyal... disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes his employer."
#itshappening #BorisJohnson #BorisOut #BorisMustGo #MichaelGove #alanpartridge

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[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

@Magpie_Dreams

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

@swiftAIartbot As long as it's just a drink. Not chocolate mousse. Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

@swifterslover "Out of the Woods".

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"Jurassic Park"
#TaylorSwift #jurassicpark #dinosaurs #alanpartridge @taylorswift13 @babycowLtd #alanpartridgequotes

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. And I don't want to end up with the tea-drinking equivalent of AIDS."
@taylorswift13 #taylorswift #alanpartridge #alanpartridgequotes #spoon @babycowLtd

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"I was due to shoot a piece about corruption at Crufts called Bent Breeders"
#taylorswift #alanpartridge #crufts #dogs @taylorswift13

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

Crash, Bang, Wallop - What a Video!
https://t.co/5bhLHNTuOK
@taylorswift13 #alanpartridge #taylorswift #alanpartridgequotes #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

"You're a bloody, buggering, shitting buggerhead!"
https://t.co/CHE58AmhBC
#TaylorWritesHerOwnSongs #TaylorSwift #DamonAlbarn #damonalbarnisoverparty #alanpartridge @taylorswift13

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

“I find it amazing how many people still think the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is offside rear.”
@TaylorUpdate @gregjames @taylorswift13 #alanpartridge #TaylorSwift @babycowLtd #alanpartridgequote #ford

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

‘I don’t know whether to eat him up or wear him! Do you know what I mean though? I suppose eskimos do both!’
#TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftRed #AlanPartridge #seals @taylorswift13

[Taylor Partridge @TaylorPartridge]

“Hey baby girl, just been out on my bike, my motorcycle is important to me”
#TaylorSwift #alanpartridge #ThisTimeWithAlanPartridge #thistime @babycowLtd #TaylorsVersion #alanpartidgequotes #TAYLORSWIFT13 @taylorswift13