Taylor Pateman

I've never been stung because I freak out and run away from bees

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

@SpotifyCares This update is tedious as hell. So tedious that it seemed worth it to log in to twitter to tell you. I don't care for twitter and I'm not sure how much longer I'll care for @Spotify

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

I vote team @NCIXdotCOM for #RigChallengeSweepstakes. https://t.co/8XzJpBdV7R

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Vote for us in the #RigChallengeSweepstakes for a chance to win a GTX 1070 Video Card!

Enter here: https://t.co/mADZyk7lD8

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

I vote team @NCIXdotCOM for #RigChallengeSweepstakes https://t.co/8XzJpBdV7R

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

@Dirtsmagurts obviously referring to showering with his dirty dishes

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@Dirtsmagurts this is too great, I need your coordinates.

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

@Dirtsmagurts finally, a real reason to open twitter.
...and be bored of it again in a week

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Instead of a cab I'm gonna call it a crab. Don't know why my brain thinks that's funny.

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Yes twitter, I know how to tweet. Thanks for the email though.

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I'm 12

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Why don't chickens stay in hotels? Because it takes too long to Chick-in

Hahaha

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Why don't chickens like Sonic? Because he's always after their Eggman

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Unfortunately, FaceBOK has been riddled with chickbait hahaha

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Where do chickens like to connect with other chickens? FaceBOK

Hahaha

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

@dirtylonghair yaaaa that's what I was afraid of. #maketwittergreatagain

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Is twitter fun anymore? @dirtylonghair

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I'm so bored that I've opened up twitter and am creating this shitty tweet

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@DirtyWiz whoa am I supposed to still use twitter? Fuck

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Sorry bro to the spider I didnt bother saving from my washing machine. You probably wouldnt have caught any food, but thats beside the point

[Taylor Pateman @TaylorPateman]

Check out my new band called Bio Dad. We mainly play divorce rock and bald-core.