Ryan

USAF, @EmbryRiddle Student, God, Family, Country, Devils, Cards, DBacks, Suns, Coyotes, & Lexus Cars #ToyotaRacing #Kyoei

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Straight Panty dropper Every. Dam. Time. https://t.co/8nWH8xuoAE

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Once separated, make 4 drops, 2 of those require a full pat down and take my phone til I leave. Spending around $3500K, should return home with $5350. Let’s see how it goes.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

If people only knew half of what my typical day consists of they would be worn out by 11. Today’s schedule: work @5am. GF has surgery at 1130 to inspect heart valves, back to work to finish test, dropping 4 zippers and picking up 2 peacocks. Separate peacocks into quarters by 7pm

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Rollin in the Corolla don’t even get you a second look..Slip Slip Slippery..afterwards it’s too perfect of a night to not take the gf out in the GS showin them both off. Last two weeks +$1650 #Yee

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Football is sooooooon

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Never realized how much time a girlfriend takes away from my life. Haven’t really used Twitter the last few months, & I love it. But the GF is great, she’s starting her tattoo apprenticeship next week, moving in soon, does all housework, laundry, and bathes the dogs. #Yee #Daisy

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Variable speed pool pump saved me $65 for the month of July. #Technology

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

The convo has taken a turn, we are now sending pictures of who has the best lunch. You can tell who is an office jockey and who actually works with their hands lol. If you’re hands are softer than your face, you Sir are a pussy.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

You know it’s football season when you open your phone to 25 text messages from your league it’s nothing but shit talking lol

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

@JaelenStrong I was so excited I didn’t know what to do so I ran the stairs at my house a few times yelling and screaming! My Dogs still look at me a little funny during the games if I get excited lol.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

@DonJamesSports No doubt! Him and Kool John been on the come up since GEazy been doing shit with them. Iamsu and Problem are heavily underrated as well! #Hyphy #GoDumb

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Work Flow on a Wednesday. Just another day working on million dollar war machines. #EasyPeezy

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Do I make the cut Berto? #BoeingMechanic #AH64E #IMakePilotsLookGood

[Michael Bercovici @MikeBerco]

Only real ones will understand...

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

I work hard every mother fuckin Day...pay period ending today has 138 hours. What the fuck did you do the last few weeks? #WorkHardPlayHard

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

@GruenbergMichel @StephenKing @realDonaldTrump @POTUS So this is the tweet that sent you over the edge huh? You need to get some new hobbies.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Confirmed, I officially have a GF. Dating someone 10 years younger is something else. Different, but interesting. She called me “old man” the other day and smirked. The only response I could think of was to wear her out before I left for work haha. Old man that! Lmao! https://t.co/797m3dwDAV

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

She brought over some clothes, bathroom stuff and shoes this week...Does this mean I have a girlfriend? I will have to discuss this with her in the morning. Weird seeing girl stuff in my house.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

Maybe England can whip up some charges to keep that idiot on the other side of the pond?

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

@chopperguyhd That VW engine can’t fly in this weather. Time to upgrade to RollsRoyce or GE.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

@BizballMaury D Waltrip has got to be a main reason as well. I watch the races on Mute when it’s on Fox. Time to retire DW.

[Ryan @TaylorPenny09]

She brought over some clothes, bathroom stuff and shoes this week...Does this mean I have a girlfriend? I will have to discuss this with her in the morning. Weird seeing girl stuff in my house.