Potaylor (she/potato)

Only person ever rejected by the 2008 “I Hate Taylor Preston Club”

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Important content from Halloween

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Upon looking back, I don’t think she’d learned it yet at that point.

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Basically any sport is just high stakes improv with jacked over paid players and if you ask me if I like sports I will tell you I love improv

Sent from my iphone

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

This looks how my Sundays feel

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Was not even thinking last night when I chose a tote bag leading me to have to awkwardly explain to generous homeowners I am not a tall child and am in fact an adult but if the other still stands I will take a candy thank u

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

She absolutely doesn’t hate me for this!!!! Ghost puppy!!!

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

But if it’s in the airport AND it’s a movie theatre that means popcorns going to cost like $34 a bag

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

there should be a movie theater at the airport that costs $2 and only plays years-old action movies. if you got some time to kill you can pop in and catch 45 minutes of Mission Impossible 3 or Bourne Supremacy or whatever

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

@fwctt You have one it’s just western themed and lasts 10 days in July but it still has princesses and fighting on horse back

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

When I act cute on the date so I can order 2 entrees plus desert

[erin @erincsulli]

scooby doo at the airport

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Imagine someone going axe throwing alone hahahahaha solo axe throwing

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

I’m such a curious little sucker you can sell me anything by making it “mystery” like those “mystery white flavour” candy and freezers and remember those little bags of garbage they sold at Ardenes for 5$ “mystery bags” loved them BEGGED my mom for those little bags of garbage.

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Just saw a guy walking down the street holding a huge trophy each hand and I’m tellin ya he GETS IT

Don’t leave your trophies (assuming you have several and if not this post isn’t for you you effing loser) at home. Carry them around and show everyone you’re better than them!!

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

smart writer doing research for a cool new project

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

I wrote on the last page a journal I’ve been recording in since 2016 this morning with the same sentence I began it with 5 years ago:

Today is the end of an era and the beginning of a new one.

I am hopelessly cliche but fuck it I love it.

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Selener Gomez: if you’re ready come and get it

Me: nah nah nah nah 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

All jokes aside, remember being ready is not a feeling… it’s a choice.

Car pay diem! 😜

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

Last weekend danksgiving fun

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

When he cries and tells you he’s seeing a therapist 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

(a month later you learn by “seeing” he meant boinking) 🙃🙃🙃

[Potaylor (she/potato) @TaylorPreston3]

I want to see phantom of the opera, the Book of Mormon, and moulin rouge on Broadway what is joe Biden’s plan to finance this?