TaylorS Cole

TaylorS Cole. Like attorneys general. Puns and parody lyrics are free. Groans'll cost you. @gtwithgt also I do @usaquizshow it’s fun

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I had this song idea back in July, but had to wait until it the movie was officially a best picture nominee to record it.

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If Chinatown becomes a stage musical, I hope the music is by Towny! Towni! Towné!

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@weare_thegotham @sapphicspielbrg @A24 @tvglowmovie Let’s ride this to the Oscars! My fave performance of the year so far!

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@chrisjrosen My boys!

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@rilaws And both use the same Jim Croce song!

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@hughgogirl Big day!

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Thinking about Timothy Spall again.

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And none of you all told me about Jovan Adepo.

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Well it turns out I was not ready for His Three Daughters 😭

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What if we used the rhythm and cadence of “the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire” but instead chanted “the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover”?

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Why does the ride queue for Runaway Railway at Disneyland not have a poster for “Mouse of Gucci?”

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Shout out to the seventh grader this morning who chided me for not having seen Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris.

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I don’t know much about the Life of this Chuck fella, but I can only assume his middle name is also “Entertainment.”

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Trick r Treat…not an anthology. Unless crash and magnolia are also anthologies, which they ain’t.

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Timothy Spall 1996 v hot.

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A 2024 Disney Plus original series with singing lesbian witches.

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Sticking with this!

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Mickey 17: The Spread Eagle

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If the new Coppola had come out six months ago, we could have had Meg March.

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Denise Hemphill erasure.

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Twelve years later, I remain confident as ever that the movie Lockout would have made over $1 billion worldwide if it had been titled "Space Jail."