Taylor Shear

Good vibes & good times✌

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NY Governor Andrew Cuomo: ROAR (Relief Opportunity for All Restaurants) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/z6q01uyujx via @Change

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I’ve been sick for so long I forgot what the city smells like. It’s not great

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Guess I had a day for your bday 6 years ago Han thanks for that

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In honor of ⁦@hannahbeery⁩ day of birth

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My dream last night consisted of an impromptu performance from Ariana Grande at a very large unrecognizable subway station

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Screaming WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING to a car about to hit me. Just my usual 9am Tuesday morning ritual

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Those were the days

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Just “accidentally” broke this woman’s cigarette in half aggressively walking past her. You’re welcome lady

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If that’s not the epitome of my life idk what is

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I just took off my jumpsuit and a frosted flake came out

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So if you’re a person who is about to spend $10,021.50 on a #REDUX ticket just hit me up instead and I’ll carry you to the show on my back for that price.

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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Why do people insist on wearing the color brown

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Just need to acknowledge so much of this.

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Life is funny

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People are funny

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Totally feel like I should be on an episode or girls right now

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I hate being referred to as "hun." Please stop

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Just got asked for my number at the gas station while sweating in 101 degree weather.. Definitely back in tally

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help me lose my mind https://t.co/TtkU96p2B9