Hippos can’t technically swim
The perfect combination of buoyancy and bone density allows them to “fly” thorough water at speeds of 5mph, (8 kph)
propelling themselves using intermittent ground contact, like astronauts on a moon walk
Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)
Day 95: I sure do miss my friends
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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet
Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned
Jan. 1, 2021: We did it, guys! That awful year is behind us!
Aug. 4, 2021: The snake wolves have taken Illinois. Here’s what that means for Ohio volcano refugees.