IAN TAYLOR

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

Come on Sleepy Joe squash the orange 🍊🙏😜

[Slàinte 🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @WhiskyElf]

Did Labours accounting unit deputy secretary in Scotland, Panto Dame Widow Twanky, really say that people in Drumchapel were less worthy of medical treatment than those in Bearsden because they’ll die earlier anyway?

#nevertrustlabour
#NHS
#voteSNP

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@sjracingmedia Brilliant mon ami only those who recognise our four legged heroes/heroines can appreciate what it’s all about 😉😘👍

[Ann @AnnSomers10]

Be warned Scotland, vote Labour and they would bring us into line with English policies, not the other way round, we'd be paying prescription charges, bedroom tax, and loads of other benefits we enjoy here, don't trust them, remember, they've always lied to Scotland

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@robertthomson55 You end up like that big cunt in the James Bond pictures!

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@coldwarsteve Genius as usual mate where’s Boxcar Willie with the soundtrack?

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@KerryFail I’m sure Parkheid Bru will reimburse you you appear to be quite an agile negotiator 😉🇮🇪💀🥊

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@4ladshadadream Quality performance shades of the legendary Flying Pig! 😉

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Awful.

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

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[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@robertthomson55 Shame the pilots didn’t have bandages tied roon their heids and wearing t-shirts with 🇯🇵Proud to be a KamiKwasi🇯🇵 on them!

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@MarinaHyde Magnificent as always Hyde, word on the indelible ink though-Truss supporters in the shires could cut off offending finger and replace it with a gold one, Lannister-style, claiming it was a nasty rose-pruning accident 🙈

[Brendan May @bmay]

Please don’t let other events obscure the fact that Liz Truss has quietly made this man an education minister.

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@Nigelrefowens Bring back Freddie Mercury no faffing with that boy

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@robertthomson55 Dontcha just love it when you’ve taken back control!

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@MarinaHyde Next time Leonidas faces Xerxes at the despatch box (you know the 300 script) we can but only hope Keir Butler has had some lessons from Jocky Wilson and to borrow from Elvis Costello ‘His Aim is True’

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@BrendanBoylan @McNeill_Family And a very decent family to go with the horse 😂

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@MarinaHyde There goes your opportunity of becoming a lady in waiting and as Rodger’s and Hammerstein will confirm: There is nothing like a Dame. Outstanding writer in my book 👏 *****

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

Isambard Kingdom should have gone to James sorry for confusion 😘😂

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@PaddyBryceland You concentrate on your own kingdom 👀

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

The clue’s in the initials🙈

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@PaddyBryceland You concentrate on your own kingdom 👀

[IAN TAYLOR @TaylorTelboy14]

@PaddyBryceland You concentrate on your own kingdom 👀