Airplane social norms are so weird. Nana is getting wasted beside me and it’s normal to fall asleep next to a stranger and no one bats an eye if you drool.
To students starting school today,
Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.
Please be patient with them. They’re trying.
I know that Penn Badgley is not actually Dan Humphrey but I hated Dan Humphrey so much that I can’t even watch You bc i’d just be muttering the whole time like “of course dan humphrey is a fucking stalker fuck that guy”
3 biggest food scams:
1. McDonalds charging extra for sauces.
2. Taco/Burrito places charging extra for Guacamole.
3. Bubble Tea shops charging extra for the fucking bubbles. Like bitch, why the fuck am I even here? Yes, I want the fucking tapioca balls you fucking asshole.
Jokes on you cause I wasn’t happy well before the age of 11 when I would be watching Hannah Montana as my parents were discussing their divorce in the kitchen