Taylor Tognotti

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[Taylor Tognotti @TaylorTognotti]

Airplane social norms are so weird. Nana is getting wasted beside me and it’s normal to fall asleep next to a stranger and no one bats an eye if you drool.

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

last night's "pink" moon; full moon in libra

[Haley Hernandez @haleyher]

Me watching the #bachelorette right now

[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Something about a man bringing me back nothing when I said I didn’t want nothing don’t sit right with me.

[Amber Scholl @AmberScholl]

me 2 me: anything u want princess

[JP @jpbrammer]

all I do is produce dirty dishes and scream

[Taylor Tognotti @TaylorTognotti]

Come join the team!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I know that Penn Badgley is not actually Dan Humphrey but I hated Dan Humphrey so much that I can’t even watch You bc i’d just be muttering the whole time like “of course dan humphrey is a fucking stalker fuck that guy”

[Peter Kash @PeterKash]

3 biggest food scams:

1. McDonalds charging extra for sauces.

2. Taco/Burrito places charging extra for Guacamole.

3. Bubble Tea shops charging extra for the fucking bubbles. Like bitch, why the fuck am I even here? Yes, I want the fucking tapioca balls you fucking asshole.

[Taylor Tognotti @TaylorTognotti]

#riuparty

[emilie alyssa @bbyemilie]

girls get bored n do their makeup, guys get bored n text other bitches

[Krisssss @kriisten_a]

Jokes on you cause I wasn’t happy well before the age of 11 when I would be watching Hannah Montana as my parents were discussing their divorce in the kitchen

[Biscuit @CapsPup]

nothing makes me happier !!!!

[NHL @NHL]

UNBELIEVABLE.

You sure don't see this every day in overtime...