Taylor Carr

I stab people for a living💉

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

People who sit in the middle seat on the airplane are legally entitled to both armrests

[Emma Watson @emmafwatson]

imagine you have 0 national championships in basketball.

your rival just won their first national title in their worst sport, historically. best story in college sports.

and then they turn around and beat you in basketball, with a win that might get them into the tournament.

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

@nataliecignetti @RedditCFB Indiana won as many bowl games (3) in the last 20 days as they had in the previous 125 years combined.

There will be statues built of Curt Cignetti.

[Pick 6 Pack @Pick6PackFB]

It's an Indiana home game

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[Ian Plaskoff @ian_plaskoff]

Indiana’s defense has given up only six touchdowns in its first seven games.

That’s tied for the second fewest in FBS.

Of the six TD’s, four have been on plays of 40+ yards. There has also not been a second-half TD allowed since week one.

Here’s all six ⬇️ #iufb

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

James hardy and Omar cooper jr 4 TDs @UpstairsPub_IU

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

@UpstairsPub_IU Thompson 1989 5299 yards

[nikki @gxngrave]

oh the longest month of your life is finally over? time to pay $1600 in rent

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

19 years.. just heard my back crack from being geriatric

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

[College Football Overtime @CFB_Overtime]

Time to set the record straight on Indiana

The Hoosiers have 2 losses on the season-Ohio State & Notre Dame.. The two teams in the National Title Game.

Yes, they went to Columbus and lost by 23. Ohio State also beat Tennessee by 25, and Oregon by 20…

Their 10 point loss to Notre Dame in the CFP first round looked bad at the time, BUT looking back there has only been 1 closer CFP game (Notre Dame vs Penn St)

Indiana had a great season and deserved to be in the playoff. Anyone who says otherwise is WRONG.

[Dalton Kates @Dalton_Kates]

As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM

For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.

Stay tuned for live updates throughout the day

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

@joshmcgoo Fun fact, most don’t offer it because insurance deems it as “unnecessary” so it’s ungodly expensive for the patient. My GYN said she would do it with sedation if a patient wanted to pay for it, but most don’t or can’t afford it.

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

@nursekelsey Grew up with my mom separating whites, lights, reds, darks, towels, sheets, and jeans from each other. I still separate whites/ lights from darks/reds/ jeans and towels/ sheets but 3 types vs 7 is a massive achievement in my eyes😂

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Four of my toes watching the baby toe take a coffee table to the face

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

If the sun is blacking out at 1pm on a Monday than so am I

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Still active, bitches

[Taylor Carr @Taylor_Carr15]

9-5 is the devils work. You can’t do ANYTHING because everything else is ALSO 9-5.

[Mark Beck @_rskid26]

The Royals trying to announce Kate Middleton is absolutely fine.