Taylor Davison ♡

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[or 💌 @jsuisgemo]

moi quand le médecin est rentré dans ma chambre en réanimation avec un badge « médecin oncologue » (je savais pas encore que j’avais un cancer)

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[olive 🫧 @quirkdup]

you open this app and for .5 seconds you’re granted access to what might be the most fascinating sentence ever constructed in human history before the timeline refreshes and it’s lost forever

[David Woodland @davidsven]

I once couldn’t take my mom to the airport so I booked her an Uber.

It took me 10 years for my Uber rating to recover.

To this day, I don’t know what happened on that drive and I don’t dare ask.

[jackie akgae @jaxshauna]

everyone pray for my sox cuz it looks like my dads up to bat 😐

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

call me woke if you want but i think the microwave should be able to handle a little silverware in it here and there

[Anaïs ⊬ cbus @idwsitinsilence]

BDIDJFJFHJFJF I will never recover from this conversation I’m dying

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

it was worth a shot idk

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Me when I Eat the lentils of Forgetfulness

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

i’m gonna need to confirm

[t3mple @theranosblood]

bro i commented "looks like shit" on a tiktok of someone's dinner thinking it was just a rando 😭😭 it was my hairdresser and she cancelled my appointment

[jame @kloogans]

alright