Taylor Miller

Connects words and lines to make funny stuff. Legend in my home office. ADHD warrio—ooh pancakes!

[Taylor Miller @TaylordMillz]

@Mariaahhh Stay. Home. Save. Lives.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The SCIENTIFIC METHOD:
Do whatever it takes ensure you do not fool yourself into thinking something is true that is actually false, or that something is false which is actually true.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Q: What do you say to Americans who are scared

TRUMP: "I say that you're a terrible reporter, that's what I say."

Unreal.

[Taylor Miller @TaylordMillz]

@AprilDRyan Absolutely. The level of incompetence is astounding.

[Jordan Brown @JPBrown5]

Coronavirus is wreaking havoc on people who have #anxiety.

Here are ways to help:

1. Validate feelings

2. Don't joke about coronavirus

3. Share resources from legitimate organizations

4. Just be considerate

#CoronaVirusUpdates
#CoronavirusPandemic
#coronavirus

[Taylor Miller @TaylordMillz]

@Scott_Creator 💜💜💜

[OtterlyHopeful @OtterlyHopeful]

It's not a competition. If you need help, ask for it. It's okay. 💗

#OtterlyHopeful #Depression #Anxiety

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

This pandemic has already revealed that:

- schools are so much more than just schools.

- many people now realize how tough it is to be a teacher and that teachers are grossly underpaid.

- teachers are irreplaceable and essential to learning and education.

#homeschooling

[Seema @seemathewombat]

I’m a Dr.

I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months.

So that I can keeping treating you, whilst trying to keep my family safe.

It hurts.

No hugs from my girls, no cuddles from my partner.

PLS socially distance NOW, to make my sacrifice worth it.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Final Destination was released 20 years ago today.

Remember that scene in the movie where I quarantined myself in that cabin so death couldn’t get me?

I’m doing that right fucking now, in real life!

[Dr. Majumder is writing 🖋 @maiamajumder]

OK, folks. I know things seem really scary right now. The landscape of our response to #COVID19 is changing by the hour, much like our knowledge about this disease (from a scientific lens) has changed by the hour over the last two months.

Please prioritize self-care, y’all. 1/N

[Tae Phoenix has left the building @TaePhoenix]

If you are a touring musician, cancel your shows. Do not promote congregating in groups.

Don't wait for the government. They are incompetent and dragging their heels.

Protect your fans. Protect vulnerable people. Protect our medical system.

#CancelEverything #StaytheFuckHome

[Andrew Goldstein @andrewmakebluesky.bsky.social @AndrewMakeTweet]

For your safety, for your loved ones' safety, for public health:

#StayTheFuckHome

(Unless you're providing support to neighbors who are quarantined or who are older and sicker, and thus at highest risk)

https://t.co/yrM1FAdjD0

[Taylor Miller @TaylordMillz]

ADHD means finding things I thought I mailed weeks after I thought it was mailed. 😩

#ADHD #snailmail #messycar

[A @aclockworkduck]

People who are disabled have a right to accommodations.
People who are disabled have a right to accommodations.
People who are disabled have a right to accommodations.
People who are disabled have a right to accommodations.

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

I want the world and those who live in it to be better. That’s not an outrageous or negative pursuit.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Two parents are writing a will. Their daughter is a math whiz with a job at Google, and their son is paying off student debt while working at a halfway house. Do the parents divide their money equally? https://t.co/KhtS6AUaSK

[Taylor Miller @TaylordMillz]

@jdaley “Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. ...I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.” -Kobe Bryant