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[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@ThatEricAlper Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala

[greg @greg16676935420]

Got him!

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I love pizza so much I get excited when I see the word “plaza.” #NationalPizzaDay

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@fogi_bear haha OF COURSE she’s from frisco.

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

Well fucking done. A rant of epic proportions. It wouldn't have been the same coming out of my east coast Jewish mouth. I'm jealous because I didn't think of it. Not that I could have. Thanks for letting it rip.

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@fogi_bear Check out https://t.co/Jzddz96UPO, Aubrey goes there weekly. They’re always masked up and actually enforce it.

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@TheRealDratch This is exactly like Cecily Strong’s drunk girl character on Weekend Update.

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Now is the time for every Biden supporter to reach out to one person who voted for Trump.

Empathize with them.

Gain their trust. Find out their Social Security numbers.

Steal their identities. And order PlayStation 5s. Play online without them and laugh and laugh and laugh.

[Virgin Pickle Queen @GorillaaMamaa]

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/se5cWBa8RT

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@fogi_bear Hyrule Warriors looks pretty dope though

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@kelliepenrod The chad sketch was pretty great.

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@thehill

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

I legitimately just teared up reading this transcript. Bravo @PeteButtigieg and thank you.

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

Donald Trump - Covid super spreader and master air accordion player.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@fogi_bear F THAT

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

I’m fixated on Pence’s eyebrows...or the complete lack thereof.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Regeneron’s monoclonal antibody cocktail that Trump credits for “curing” him from COVID-19 wouldn’t even exist without the human embryonic stem cell and fetal tissue research that Marsha Blackburn sent two armed US Marshals to subpoena me to Congress to stop me from doing. Irony.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you.

[gaylor tary @Taylorgary]

@nypost Are we supposed to believe that’s how she eats breakfast everyday?