-Hecate-

im part of the 1% of people keeping Arby’s in business 💍 @christianlgrey_

[Ish Smeezy @RoyalMobISH]

Playing victim knowing you were a terrible person is insane.

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Despite my best efforts…..I think my daughter is a cat person 😅😅😅

[ali @probablyalissa]

Bill Nye is short for William New Year’s Eve

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

I wrote this out of context on purpose bc it sounds funnier this way but before any feathers get ruffled it was consensual and I was showing her my boob job scars bc she was thinking of getting one too lmfao

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Me: has a background in HR and about to take my SHRM-CP exam

Also me: sends my coworker 5 pictures of my boobs from different angles

🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

This era where people still want to be connected to you while secretly disliking you has to stop

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I say I gotta skidaddle

[🎗️ @spicy_exx]

love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Guys it’s that time of year again where my brain convinces myself I’m autistic lmao my therapist is probably so sick of me 🤣🤣🤣

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

@AriiiAppleBum halpppp

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

A thread of out-of-pocket things my white in-laws said to me this year at Christmas, as a Mexican American.

(I’ve known them for 10 years - assuming due to the current political climate - they act like they just found out I’m Mexican)

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

*** according to my white in-laws whom I honestly do love but they try too hard to make sure I know they’re not racist….and by doing that….they say a bunch of micro-aggressions lmao***

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Anyway here’s ur local white passing “the Mexican” who likes celebrating loud colorful Christmas’ eating spicy tacos with my family members aka the illegals 🤌🏼💯

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Like, ok I see where they were coming from w/ this one but the way it’s worded is crazy.

I do not “feel better” looking more white than other Latinx….???? In fact I wish I didn’t tbh. I’m proud to be Mexican.

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Me: *trying to eat my pecan pie in peace*

*gets randomly approached*

“Man, at least you and your daughter look white! As messed up as that is, I bet it makes you feel better.”

👁️👄👁️

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

“What does ur family eat for Christmas? Tacos? Is it usually super spicy?”

👁️👄👁️

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

“Are any of ur family members still illegals?”

*doesn’t let me answer*

“Do u worry about them? Cuz I would worry if I were u, it’s crazy.”

👁️👄👁️

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

They respond: “oh!! Really?? I could have sworn Mexican Christmas is brighter and louder and more colorful and vibrant! I thought u might like this paper better.”

I said “I mean yea I like the tissue paper, it’s super cute *awkward laughs*”

👁️👄👁️

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Someone else goes “I wrapped ur gifts in colorful paper bc….dont the Mexicans usually have a more colorful Christmas?”

I said “I mean, maybe some families? Idk I’ve never particularly noticed that. I feel it’s pretty similar.”

👁️👄👁️

[-Hecate- @TaylorxGrey_]

Them: so how is ur family been?”

Me, thinking they meant that in a normal way:

“Oh, they’re good!”

then they cut me off: “OH I meant like bc of ICE and the deportations, like how have they been with all that? Did anyone get deported or harassed or anything?”

👁️👄👁️