Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute 🥴🤯
Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,
An all-time answer from Grey Zabel on our conference call just now. Asked what he's about to do now that the Seahawks have taken him 18th overall, he said: "Man, I'm probably gonna start diving into these Busch Lights."